Why Can't The Americans....

Okay, so I don't pretend to be the be all and end all of proper spelling, puncuation, grammar, etc. I am actually kind of an ordinary guy in that repect, I guess... But lately, some of the thigns I have seen at wrk have been DRVIING ME MAD!!

Okay, so I work at the warehouse where all the Best Buy techs f(or Geek Squad Agents) from the area send stuff for us to repair. Okay, you'd think you'd have to be pretty smart to be on the Geek Squad right? WRONG!!

When an agent sends in an item, he has to fill out a form. And one of the things he has to lost is the symptoms the item is having. This can be anything from computers, home stereo equipment, washers, dryers, laptops, etc.

Listed below are some of the "sympstoms" reported...

1) Don't work

2) Power button is depressed

3) AV Input is dysfunctional

Granted these always put a smile on my face, but still!

Stupid Phone Call

Okay, so I am sitting at my computer checking my email and the phone rings. I look over at the caller id and it's obviously a tele-marketer' I let it ring.

Well, the machine picks it up, and this RECORDED message starts playing going on and on about how our state could become overrun with gay marriages, and how we need to STOP the attack on family values, and if I'd like to talk to someone, press 1.

Well, I do indeed pick up the phone and press 1.

Here is how the conversation went...

In a few seconds a REAL person picks up and says, "Did you press 1 today?"

"I sure did, and would be so kind as to remove me from your gay-bashing, motherfucking bigotted rude ass piece of shit Republican call list. I do not wish to be phoned again in this matter. Just becuase I'm in Texas, doesn't make me a Republican or a goddamn conservative asshole."

"And the number you'd like to have removed?" (As if I had politely asked her to remove me sans my colorful tirade).

"972-555-6666," I tell her.

"Thanks for calling."

CALL ENDS
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So, getting absouluetly NO reaction from this woman made me wonder, WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM?! I mean, is this a NORMAL call for her? Hasve SO many people called her and said the EXACT same thing that it's become non-chalant?!

I know I am preaching to the choir hear, but WAKE UP, USA! just because I live in Texas (in the godamn motherfuckin bible bet) doesn't mean I think gay marriage is wrong and that being gay is a sin! In fact, I don't own a horse, I don't live on a ranch, and I don't talk like a fuckin' hick from Henrietta, Tx.

Conservative Rebpublicans fuckin' piss me off - --- A bunch of anti-art, queer bashing, god fearing assholes....

PISS OFF and leave me the fuck alone....

Kids Today

OH MY GOD, have you seen this story yet?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060301/ap_on_fe_st/gummed_up_art

Can you beleive this kid?! What kind of a world do we live on?! This stupid kid almost ruined a PRICELESS work of art! What's next, pulling the nose off the Lincoln Memorial?! Pissing on the Liberty Bell?

And does it stop with visual art?! I mean, we have idiots leaving their cell phones on in live theatres and movie theaters, right? That's just as bad, isn't it?! It's sort of a "FUCK YOU, ARTIST!" slap in the face!

Shouldn't parents be more responsible for their kids' behavior?