Okay, so I am sitting at my computer checking my email and the phone rings. I look over at the caller id and it's obviously a tele-marketer' I let it ring.
Well, the machine picks it up, and this RECORDED message starts playing going on and on about how our state could become overrun with gay marriages, and how we need to STOP the attack on family values, and if I'd like to talk to someone, press 1.
Well, I do indeed pick up the phone and press 1.
Here is how the conversation went...
In a few seconds a REAL person picks up and says, "Did you press 1 today?"
"I sure did, and would be so kind as to remove me from your gay-bashing, motherfucking bigotted rude ass piece of shit Republican call list. I do not wish to be phoned again in this matter. Just becuase I'm in Texas, doesn't make me a Republican or a goddamn conservative asshole."
"And the number you'd like to have removed?" (As if I had politely asked her to remove me sans my colorful tirade).
"972-555-6666," I tell her.
"Thanks for calling."
CALL ENDS
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So, getting absouluetly NO reaction from this woman made me wonder, WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM?! I mean, is this a NORMAL call for her? Hasve SO many people called her and said the EXACT same thing that it's become non-chalant?!
I know I am preaching to the choir hear, but WAKE UP, USA! just because I live in Texas (in the godamn motherfuckin bible bet) doesn't mean I think gay marriage is wrong and that being gay is a sin! In fact, I don't own a horse, I don't live on a ranch, and I don't talk like a fuckin' hick from Henrietta, Tx.
Conservative Rebpublicans fuckin' piss me off - --- A bunch of anti-art, queer bashing, god fearing assholes....
PISS OFF and leave me the fuck alone....
Thursday, March 09, 2006
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Gay marriages are threatening to take over the nation? LIKE THE PLAGUE!??! RUN!! RUUUUN!!! I hear if you stand too close to them, you'll get it too, then YOU'LL BE GAY!!!!!!!
People often make me want to puke. If I had gotten that phone call, I would have to hold back the incessant retching.
Great post, Captain.
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